Family Affair, by Mary J. Blige
Let’s get it percolatin’/While you’re waitin’
So just dance for me
Honestly I just liked the mental image of a unicorn saying “crunk.” Also, to make it a proper family affair I threw in some horses, the tail end of a pony, a goat (unicorns are kind of horsegoats after all), and of course an ass on the dance floor. Don’t ask why it’s one of those 70’s light-up disco floors, it’s after midnight and the pencil draws what it draws.